Motion 歷險記

　　這次感冒很嚴重，嚴重到我去看病，而且還複診（熟的朋友應該就瞭解有多嚴重了）。

　　除了生理的狀況很不好，公司的那個瘋女人也沒讓我心理好過，總之心理和生理互相影響的情況下，這兩個禮拜的情況非常糟，從沒覺得自己這麼衰弱過。

　　懶得詳述情況，就以我向美國的朋友 Jon 抱怨的內容作個記錄吧...

　　me: sup
　　jon: nothing much man just working
　　　　what's been going on with you?
　　me: just working too
　　　　the diffirent thing would be
　　　　you work for an american
　　　　and i work for an idiot
　　jon: i thought to the rest of the world , american = idiot
　　me: sounds like you are not one of them....
　　　　i caught a bad cold last week and took a day off to see the doctor
　　　　and for some reason my boss called me and gave me an admonitory talk while i was in the hospital
　　　　i really hated that....
　　jon: what kind of talk would that be
　　me: something like i should put my job before my health....
　　jon: fuck that
　　me: i dont really remember... you know... i was sick....
　　　　so it was just like... blah blah
　　　　for half an hour...
　　jon: if you aren't healthy you can't do your job
　　　　my boss here will threaten to beat you if you come to work sick
　　me: beat a sick man... is that only thing he can do?
　　　　i am kidding.....
　　jon: hahahaha
　　　　nah they would just rather you stay home and get better and NOT get everyone else in the office sick
　　me: it should be like that
　　jon: yup
　　me: however, my boss fired a writter last month and she has no one else to write
 　　　　so now i am an animator and also the writer
　　jon: wow, so that means you are getting paid more huh?
　　me: no... it just means i am getting pain more
　　jon: that's weak
　　me: writting is not my problem
　　　　the problem is writting for her
　　jon: right
　　me: would John Lassater ask his writter "toys come alive when human are not around? why?"?
　　jon: probably not
　　me: SHE ALWAYS DO THAT!
　　　　then I have to spend another day to explain why toys can move themselves since I think nobody would care this issue
　　jon: right
　　me: one my colleague said something great
　　　　he said "it's like you told her 1 plus 1 equals 2 and she said... what is one?"
　　jon: hahahahahaha that's pretty good
　　me: and now you know i am actually working for an idiot
　　　　i am done complaining
　　　　now i got to have a fucking meeting
　　　　ttyl
　　jon: bye

　　等我有心情或者有人願意幫我翻譯吧...